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How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
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our teacher told us to put our phones away so i took a picture of him
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does anyone else wake up in the middle of their dream, and you just love the dream you’re having so much and you try to go back to sleep thinking about it so it can continue off from the same part before you woke up, or is it just me
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BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
In loving memory of you, ~Walt Disney
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A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
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