April192014

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via intensional)

8PM

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

(Source: augusters, via laughbitches)

8PM
8PM

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

(via bittertoglitter)

7PM

pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

(via laughbitches)

7PM

jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

(via hotboyproblems)

5PM

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion, via gross-yellow-flowers)

5PM

sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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(via gross-yellow-flowers)

5PM
ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

(via officialwhitegirls)

5PM