April222014

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

(via hotboyproblems)

5PM

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

(via diabuelo)

5PM

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic, via hotboyproblems)

5PM

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via epic-humor)

5PM

woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

(Source: scienceandeggs, via diabuelo)

April212014

fashion-runways:

Gemy Maalouf 2014 Spring Evening Collection

(via damonsuniverse)

11PM

hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

(via releasetheqwacken)

11PM

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

(via releasetheqwacken)

11PM

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

image

(via beyoncebeytwice)

11PM

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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