September232014

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

(via voltisubito)

10AM

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via allteensrelate)

10AM

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

(via hotboyproblems)

10AM

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita, via automatically)

10AM

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual, via greetings)

10AM

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via trust)

10AM
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(Source: deadair, via laughing420)

10AM
chrystopia:

Is that fish real? Has to be at least 6ft

chrystopia:

Is that fish real? Has to be at least 6ft

(Source: yodiscrepo, via epic-humor)

10AM

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita, via epic-humor)

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